i like to pretend that i'm cool so pls play along

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  • disorder:

    I hate when guys ask you how much you weight.

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  • veinmichael:

    plaidmikey:

    u can’t spell calum without u

    You also can’t spell it without cum

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  • guldo:

    IM FUCKIN CRYING

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  • lindsaylohoean:

    "what’s up?"

    "the ceiling"

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  • pu-mpkin:

    why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

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  • puniper:

    U N L E A S H  T H E  B E E S

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